I apologize for my absence. I know you have missed me, and this has caused you pain. I shall make it up to you, I promise.
Not yet, however. I am still much to busy with Real World Shenanigans, and cannot devote the necessary time to you, dearest Blogosphere. But this will not last too much longer.
In the meantime, here is a lovely cat video. I hope this helps alleviate the anguish you must feel in my absence.