- Can harness the power of static electricity to shock anything and everyone -- can blow out entire PBX phone stations with a single touch! Powers become stronger in cold weather.
- Able to manipulate the time-space continuum to make entire hours disappear as soon as she sits down at her laptop.
- Impervious to pain during dental work (thanks to years of dental work done by bad dentists).
Thursday, January 08, 2009
My Superpowers
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All software works in my presence. Even if it was broken when the user dragged me over to look at it, it works as soon as I stand within view.
ReplyDeleteNo song so bad that my voice can't make it worse.
none at the moment :) perhaps focusing on the present, and getting this to-do list done!
ReplyDeletethank you for the comment about austin. i am shocked to hear about the farmer's market there. i don't get it. i thought a farmer's market was farmers...not people importing food!?
i lived in dallas for awhile. eek. i did like the restaurants though.
I can be sick even when there is no reason to be. It's not a handy superpower, but it is my own.
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